Ye Olde Shakespearean Insult Machine
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About
Originally used as a teaching tool for mobile web development, this codebase has been continuously maintained, updated, and expanded over the years as a showcase for high-fidelity web features and native integrations.
Generates over 38 million unique combinations of Shakespearean insults using vocabulary databases and templates, automatically preventing repetitive sound/stem overlaps.
Provides custom British-accented text-to-speech, as well as a theatrical Gemini AI voice (requires API key) for dramatic readings.
Keeps track of your last 10 generated insults in a history drawer so you can recall, copy, or share them.
Instantly copy insults to parchment (clipboard) or share formatted links directly to Bluesky and Threads.